this here has nothing to do with shiny things at all its just a plan i have formulated to cleanse bognor
yes this is the plan and the plan is top secret that why im putting it on to the internet so that people wont do it. actually im putting it here so that hopefully someone somewhere will be inspired and do it for me coz im scared of the pigs.
so pay close attention and try to ignore the subliminal messages which might be being sent into your soul.
*~ no listen listen they have some good ideas, i have good ideas, very reasonable~*
shut up subliminal manipulating voice, dont listen to him.
*~no do, his is a plan to damage some townies and not just ne townies either... bognor townies. the kind who flood the lungs of sussex with their foul bognor hash~*
but what about the police, subliminal manipulating voice? surely theyll catch ne1 who tries to follow the plan through?
*~ but no, ne1 who has ne brains at all should be able to do this without getting caught or u could always run away, or own up to what uv done, and be worshipped by the cleansed good people of bognor for generations to come its a win win situation~*
riiiiittte........

The Target Area
this is the area of the main pubs and niteclubs in bognor this where all the townie - actually iu dont like that word, for the purpose of the plan i shall call them scrots. yes scrots, they are in this area in abundance: the fat ones in their skin tight trousers and boob tubes (sparkly pink) , the thin ones in their micro minis and bikini tops, and the young one drinking ciider on the crazy golf course, also in said area

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